1. Top Ten Overused Buzzwords in LinkedIn Profiles. U.S. version. Hang on a minute while I double-check mine… Oh, thank God, I didn’t use “motivated.”
  2. Top Ten Words of 2011. I wasn’t surprised by “occupy” or “fracking.” I did not see “kummerspeck’ and “haboob” coming.
  3. Top Ten Most Pirated Movies of 2011. Honestly, “Sucker Punch” beats out “Rango?” Does no crime go unpunished?
  4. Top Ten Things Nobody Cared About in 2011. Too soon for this one? Anyway, Groupon is here, 3-D TV, and The Adventures of Tintin. Spotify is also here - I love it, but I ain’t paying for it, so here it is.
  5. Top 100 Website Magazine Posts of 2011.  Extra 90 posts at no charge.
  6. Top Ten Comedic Political News Stories of 2011. Best line: “Mitt Romney has flip flopped so often his ads should end with “I’m Mitt Romney and I both approve and disapprove of this ad.”
  7. Top Ten Most-Searched-For Terms of 2011. #1 is Facebook, which proves not everybody is on it all the time.
  8. Top Five Retail Success Stories of 2011. Scary that only five make a Top Ten list. But I’ll make up for it with Top Five Eye-Popping Retail Blunders of 2011. Somehow they seem related…
  9. Top 25 Worst Passwords of 2011. Since you are or have used at least 15 of these, at least 10 should be new. Email me if you decide to use one.
  10. Top Ten Funniest Internet Memes of 2011. All the good ones are here. “Paula Deen Riding Things,” “Pepper-Spraying Cop,” “Honey Badger Don’t Care,” and my favorite, “Steve Buscemeyes.” Here’s Emma Stone looking like she’s bootlegging hooch in 1920s New Jersey. 

These are my Top Ten. What are yours? And your “Top Ten Reasons For Not Commenting On Blog Posts” will definitely count, so write on, bard.

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