twitter bio cleverness

Some 29 months ago Mark Schaefer blogged about clever biographies of Twitter users.

I was curious how many of those bios remain intact today, which changed, and whether any accounts changed names or were deleted.

6 Deleted Accounts

@ProbablyBaking
Living one day at a time, with a fresh baked cookie. Okay. And with a coffee. And maybe some chocolate. But I promise to take my vitamins.

@_PenelopeNYC
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. I’m very busy and important.

@BrandBySarah
90% of your problems can be solved by marketing. Solving the other 10% just requires good procrastination skills.

@AnonEmus216
I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account.

@ThatGuySteve08
HOLY CRAP I’M GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too.

@billyblogs
I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.

4 Account Bios the Same

@janefcox
Insert pretentious crap about myself here.

@glynette
I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that.

@karenrclark
I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be darling at it.

@Rhymetime24
Why talk when you can mock? Why hide your Face like I got Mace? Is it all an act or just a Fact. Maybe if you didn’t drool, you’d be cool. Ran out of room boom.

10 Account Bios Changed

@MichaelACaruso
THEN: I’ve learned I don’t know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good.

NOW: Roustabout, gadabout, knockabout. #psychology #speaking

@Mobium
THEN: Buddy, can you paradigm?

NOW: See, think, do differently. We help marketing change agents create transformative b2b brands that disrupt market conventions.

@Laura_the_Wise
THEN: Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.

NOW: Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Writer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.

@Anpehuis
THEN: Viestintäpäällikkö, Alexandria Pankkiiriliike Oyj. Yhteisöviestinnän opiskelija @ JY. Salibandyintoilija ja ruokaharrastaja. Twiitit yksityishenkilönä.
(Translation: Communications, Alexandria Securities Corporation. Organizational Communication student @ JY. Floorball Enthusiast and food enthusiast. Tweets in a personal capacity.)

NOW: Urheilu, ruoka ja aidot asiat pitävät mielen liikkeessä, salibandy @O2JKL nostaa sykettä. Alexandria-konsernin viestintä ja markkinointi täyttää arkipäivät.
(Translation: Sports, food, and real things keep the mind in motion, floorball @ O2JKL raise your heart rate. Alexandria’s communications and marketing to meet on weekdays.)

@hmcdani2
THEN: I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice

NOW: MC1R. Digital Production Assistant at @LuckyMagazine. I watch Jurassic Park every week. Also a pretty legit baker.

@TylerLClark
THEN: I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.

NOW: Mixtape aficionado. Talkative introvert. Producer at @Raidious. I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.

@jfloyd
THEN: I’m just a boy, standing in front of the world, asking you to follow me.

NOW: Chief Marketing Officer at @bpvcapitalmgmt, College Professor, Lawyer, Blogging on Leadership, Business, Marketing and Social Media, and lover of Craft Beer

@iMadiD (now at @NomadMadi)
THEN: do not judge me before u know me, but just to inform u, you won’t like me

NOW: A Nomad in search for the perfect burger. Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me

@stndotsidurself
THEN: A human. Being.

NOW: A human. Being and communicating with and about other beings and things. Into smart people, provocative thinking and fresh perspectives on selling stuff.

@kamazonia
THEN: I’m a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.

NOW: I’m a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor. I earn my keep as a Producer|Writer|Director|Story Editor|Actress|Wife|Stepmom|Mom. Yup.

It looks like @jfloyd changed the most while everyone else added new text to the beginning or end of their 2011 bio. I’m not surprised people change bios; I do all the time. But I am surprised four bios are the same.

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