A How To Tweet Guide - Yes Another One
[[pardon the longwinded intro]]
When I was in 5th or 6th grade, one my teachers gave the class an assignment: Write down the instructions on how to make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Every one of us failed.
Why? Because every single one of us wrote down something to the effect of:
- Get two slices of bread
- Spread peanut butter on one slice
- Spread jelly on the other
The following day the teacher brought in with him a load of bread along with a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly. He proceeded to try and make a PB & J based on our collective instructions… literally.
He took out two slices of bread no problem. Then he tried to spread the entire of jar of peanut butter and jelly – jar and all, over the slices. Within a few minutes we all realized this was a lesson in giving instructions… DETAILED instructions, which we obviously did not do very well.
I preface my article with the above because I will NOT be providing detailed instructions on How To Tweet, making the assumption you know spread the peanut butter (create a Twitter account) and spread the jelly (login to said account) and actually post something.
My rationale is there are enough basic, rudimentary Twitter guides out there and quite frankly if you don’t know how to create an account, login and post… you may want to stop reading right now and go make yourself a nice sandwich, I think you know what kind.
No, I want to address all those “advanced” Tweeters out there… the ones who get it, or least think they get it because from where I sit, a lot of people still don’t… get it.
By now you should know some basic Twitter etiquette such as…
- Don’t Tweet about yourself/your company too much
- Engage with your followers
- Retweet relevant content to your followers; assuming you know what relevant content to Retweet
- Blah, blah, blah…
But, there are some disturbing… ok, they’re not disturbing but I couldn’t think of a better word… things that people/companies are still doing on Twitter which I want to share with you…
NOTE: I am guilty myself of breaking some of these “rules” so I am far from infallible. I say that because it’s ok, on occasion, to bend these rules but for the most part, try and stick to them, please.
Go To Your Room…
Oh look Martha, there’s a 140 characters I can use in my Tweets, I think I’ll use every last one.
There should be an alarm or siren that goes off when someone tries to Tweet something that’s more than say 120 characters or even less. You have to leave room people for Retweeting! Don’t make it hard on the Retweeter to Retweet!
No Ifs ANDS Or Buts…
I don’t know who created the ampersand & I don’t really care. The fact is there is a symbol which takes up less space, leaves more room (see above) yet means the same thing, so why not use it!
If you can use LOL why can’t you use these (to name but a few)?
- & (and)
- @ (at)
- ? (question)
Protect & Serve…
You’ve set up a Twitter account, you’re Tweeting you’re little heart out, I like what I see and I go to follow you and I see…
Altogether now… ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Unless you work for the CIA, FBI or other some governmental agency, what possible reason could you have for protecting your tweets?
Nothing turns me off faster than seeing this… no one, no company is that important that I need to see their tweets that I will go to the length of asking for permission.
Give me a break...
By the Numbers…
One, two, three, four, five thousand, six hundred, ninety-nine… and on and on and on.
Enough already with spelling out numbers! Jeezus people, there’s a reason they’re called numbers! Use the actual numbers when Tweeting!
Ok, so there you have it. Like I said earlier, I am guilty of breaking some of these “rules” so don’t worry if you do too. Just try to not make it a habit.
And for the record I prefer jam to jelly but peanut butter and jam just didn’t sound right.
Named one of the Top 100 Influencers In Social Media (#41) by Social Technology Review and a Top 50 Social Media Blogger by Kred, Steve Olenski is a senior creative content strategist at Responsys, a leading marketing cloud software and services company, and a member of the Editorial Board for the Journal of Digital & Social Media Marketing. He can be reached via Twitter, LinkedIn or See complete profile
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